A 4.0 in party-planning.
Cryptic essay questions. Soporific lectures (look it up). Grueling finals. Enough already. You've fought for your right to party. It's time to throw a bash that they'll talk about at your 20-year reunion. Several hundred students are counting on you, and you're not going to let them down. We'll make sure of it.

It's all about style.
"The Blair Witch Project" has it. "The Catcher In The Rye" has it. Jennifer Lopez has it. And like all great works of art, your party has to have it, too. Style. It doesn't matter whether you're going for classy, grungy, formal or sassy; your dance just has to have that certain... something. Turn your event into an evening like a San Diego's trendiest clubs with an outrageous light show and blazing dance tracks. Request that everyone come dressed as their favorite pop star. Make 'em all wear body glitter. We've got a million ideas - all you need is one or two that'll work for your event. Corny? Nope. It'll be fun and everyone will remember it. No doubt.

A music library as diverse as your classmates.
Geeks and freaks, jocks and Goths, brains and pains. Quite an interesting bunch you study with, and they're all invited to your shindig. That's why Nelly, Tiesto and Britney Spears will all be found in our music library. We can also put Korn, Phish, and Cake on your plate. In fact, we have more than 50,000 choices in our collection, and each one is guaranteed to quicken your pulse when you hear it through our 1300-watt digital sound system. Variety is the key to making so many people happy, so there's no problem if your friends want to hear Usher, Madonna and Outkast all in the same night. And our disc jockeys will artfully blend the different genres into a logical, danceable sequence. Chingy or DMX. Jackson 5 or Matchbox 20. Allman Brothers or Chemical Brothers. You decide. We'll fix it in the mix.