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Soporific lectures (look it up). Grueling finals. Enough
already. You've fought for your right to party.
time to throw a bash that they'll talk about at your
20-year reunion. Several hundred students are
counting on you, and you're not going to let them down.
We'll make sure of it.
It's all about style.
"The Blair Witch Project" has
it. "The Catcher In The Rye" has it. Jennifer Lopez has
it. And like all great works of art, your party has to
have it, too. Style. It doesn't matter whether you're
going for classy, grungy, formal or sassy; your dance
just has to have that certain... something. Turn your
event into an evening like a San Diego's trendiest clubs
with an outrageous light show and blazing dance tracks.
Request that everyone come dressed as their favorite pop
star. Make 'em all wear body glitter. We've got a
million ideas - all you need is one or two that'll work
for your event. Corny? Nope. It'll be fun and everyone
will remember it. No doubt.
library as diverse as your classmates.
Geeks and freaks,
jocks and Goths, brains and pains. Quite an interesting
bunch you study with, and they're all invited to your
shindig. That's why Nelly, Tiesto and Britney Spears
will all be found in our music library. We can also put
Korn, Phish, and Cake on your plate. In fact, we have
more than 50,000 choices in our collection, and each one
is guaranteed to quicken your pulse when you hear it
through our 1300-watt digital sound system. Variety is
the key to making so many people happy, so there's no
problem if your friends want to hear Usher, Madonna and
Outkast all in the same night. And our disc jockeys will
artfully blend the different genres into a logical,
danceable sequence. Chingy or DMX. Jackson 5 or Matchbox
20. Allman Brothers or Chemical Brothers. You decide.
We'll fix it in the mix.